OT: Blond Joke of the Day

[Jim Thompson]

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.

The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The attendants tell the pilot.

He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.

The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"

"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."

...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 

[fellow]

"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
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A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.

The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The attendants tell the pilot.

He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.

The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"

"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."

Yeah, heard the joke before, but the subject is a Black nimbo, and the word
"beautiful" is no where mentioned.
Fellow.

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 

[Genome]

"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
newsmj701944nhebrbvdm53imd31vs8r6u67s@4ax.com...

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.

The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The attendants tell the pilot.

He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.

The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"

"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."

...Jim Thompson
I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even shit in the food.

Is that the part when the people with wickedly noisy chainsaws come up and
divide the plane thing into the sections that go where they're meant to go?

DNA

 

[Mike Fields]

"Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
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Is that the part when the people with wickedly noisy chainsaws come up and
divide the plane thing into the sections that go where they're meant to
go?

DNA

Well, one of the trains from Inverness in North Scotland does that -- half
way
to the destination, they split the train and half goes to Thurso and the
other
half goes to somewhere else (don't remember where). You need to be
on the correct half of the train.

 

[John Larkin]

On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 12:39:17 -0700, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.

The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."

The attendants tell the pilot.

He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.

The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"

"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."

...Jim Thompson

There are three girls in a fifth-grade class, a blond, a brunett, and
a redhead. Which has the biggest t**s?

The blond, because she's 18.

John