OT: Another creation myth

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Rich Grise

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Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
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You forgot - - without a bicycle, a fish cannot peddle its ass.....
 
Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)
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it was pretty amusing
 
Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)
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I recall she wrote something like
" I wish I was a lesbian, because then I
could eat all the chocolate I want, get fat,
and still have great sex."

I think that actually lesbians are has appearence
conscious as anybody else.
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Roy McCammon <barkupine-
news@yahoo.com> wrote (in <415DAC52.50607@yahoo.com>) about 'OT: Another
creation myth', on Fri, 1 Oct 2004:
Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

it was pretty amusing

So what is a man without a woman like?
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--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 09:40:30 GMT, Robert Baer
<robertbaer@earthlink.net> wrote:

Rich Grise wrote:

Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

You forgot - - without a bicycle, a fish cannot peddle its ass.....
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Nice one. And evolutionarily true, too. :)

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.
 
God created this earth and an identical one at the same time. He gave the other
one abundance, love, care, no work, and eternal happiness. We are the control
group for that experiment.

Rocky
 
Rolavine wrote:
God created this earth and an identical one at the same time. He gave the other
one abundance, love, care, no work, and eternal happiness. We are the control
group for that experiment.

Rocky
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Close -- the other one(s) got people that were just less selfish.
 
On Friday 01 October 2004 12:15 pm, Roy McCammon did deign to grace us with
the following:

Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I
think that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

I recall she wrote something like
" I wish I was a lesbian, because then I
could eat all the chocolate I want, get fat,
and still have great sex."

I think that actually lesbians are has appearence
conscious as anybody else.
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Two gay guys were walking along the beach, and one of them noticed a
particularly stunning babe walking the other way. He remarded to his
friend, "Y'know, sometimes, when I see beauty like that, it's almost
enough to make me wish I was a lesbian."

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Friday 01 October 2004 12:48 pm, John Woodgate did deign to grace us with
the following:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Roy McCammon <barkupine-
news@yahoo.com> wrote (in <415DAC52.50607@yahoo.com>) about 'OT: Another
creation myth', on Fri, 1 Oct 2004:


Rich Grise wrote:
Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I
think that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

it was pretty amusing

So what is a man without a woman like?
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Sisyphus.

;-)
Rich
 
On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 05:55:16 GMT, Rich Grise <null@example.net> wrote:

Two gay guys were walking along the beach, and one of them noticed a
particularly stunning babe walking the other way. He remarded to his
friend, "Y'know, sometimes, when I see beauty like that, it's almost
enough to make me wish I was a lesbian."
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There are two gays in a public toilet. One says: "Heck, there's a
really strong smell of semen in here!" The other replies: "I'm very
sorry, I just farted."
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.
 
John Woodgate wrote:
I read in sci.electronics.design that Roy McCammon <barkupine-
news@yahoo.com> wrote (in <415DAC52.50607@yahoo.com>) about 'OT: Another
creation myth', on Fri, 1 Oct 2004:


Rich Grise wrote:

Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

it was pretty amusing


So what is a man without a woman like?
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I don't know. Seems they are always around.
But if I were to speculate, I would speculate
that a man without a woman would be like
some of the characters on this ng.
 
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:52:09 GMT, Roy McCammon
<barkupine-news@yahoo.com> wrote:

John Woodgate wrote:
I read in sci.electronics.design that Roy McCammon <barkupine-
news@yahoo.com> wrote (in <415DAC52.50607@yahoo.com>) about 'OT: Another
creation myth', on Fri, 1 Oct 2004:


Rich Grise wrote:

Human beings were created by water, to transport itself uphill.

- from some book, "Women in the John," a compendium of female graffiti.

Also, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle," but I think
that was probably written by some bitter, angry bull dyke. ;-)

it was pretty amusing


So what is a man without a woman like?

I don't know. Seems they are always around.
But if I were to speculate, I would speculate
that a man without a woman would be like
some of the characters on this ng.
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LOL! Like Kev, for instance. :-}

--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.
 
Jim Thompson wrote:
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:52:09 GMT, Roy McCammon

some of the characters on this ng.

I would opine that you would be wrong, for the most part.
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what part of "some" needs further explanation.
 
Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:52:09 GMT, Roy McCammon

some of the characters on this ng.

LOL! Like ..., for instance. :-}
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I wouldn't care to speculate about
particular individuals.
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Roy McCammon <barkupine-
news@yahoo.com> wrote (in <41603D45.9060507@yahoo.com>) about 'OT:
Another creation myth', on Sun, 3 Oct 2004:
Paul Burridge wrote:
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:52:09 GMT, Roy McCammon

some of the characters on this ng.

LOL! Like ..., for instance. :-}

I wouldn't care to speculate about
particular individuals.



Oh, go on!
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--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
Jim Thompson wrote:
On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 17:49:00 GMT, Roy McCammon
barkupine-news@yahoo.com> wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:52:09 GMT, Roy McCammon

some of the characters on this ng.

I would opine that you would be wrong, for the most part.

what part of "some" needs further explanation.


I doubt that there is a correlation.
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no correlation intended
 
On Sunday 03 October 2004 02:59 pm, Scott Stephens did deign to grace us
with the following:

Rich Grise wrote:

Sisyphus.

You mean Sisyphus without the stone. Prometheus without the vultures. A
sense of want of a tormentor.

No, a man who strives with all he's got to reach that elusive goal, that's
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always just one more step further, and never seems to reach her. )-;

Thanks,
Rich
 
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