Ophthalmologist to patient: - I have two pieces of news for you, good and bad. - Start with the good one, doctor. - Soon you will be able to...

[a a]

Ophthalmologist to patient:
- I have two pieces of news for you, good and bad.
- Start with the good one, doctor.
- Soon you will be able to read without glasses.
- That\'s great, doctor, wonderful! And the bad?
- You will learn Braille.

 

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Darius the Dumb has posted yet one more #veryStupidByLowIQaa article.

 

[John Larkin]

On Tue, 18 Jul 2023 12:14:47 -0700 (PDT), a a <manta103g@gmail.com>
wrote:

Ophthalmologist to patient:
- I have two pieces of news for you, good and bad.
- Start with the good one, doctor.
- Soon you will be able to read without glasses.
- That\'s great, doctor, wonderful! And the bad?
- You will learn Braille.

Bad news, I was diagnosed with macular degeneration, namely you will
go blind.

Good news, they were wrong.