Obituary - ----- Rod Speed

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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)
 
Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)
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One of these days you may be right if you keep this crap up long enough
(unless you beat him to it) :)
 
"Ned Kelly" <N.Kelly@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
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You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................


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Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



One of these days you may be right if you keep this crap up long enough
(unless you beat him to it) :)
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He already have. Ned Kelly's been dead 150 years. :)
Rodless Rod is still alive. :))



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"Ned Kelly" <N.Kelly@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.

You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................
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It's a hope perpetuated by a guy who's already dead. :)



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"Ned Kelly" <N.Kelly@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.

You're as bad as him, keep raising our hopes like that.................

It's a hope perpetuated by a guy who's already dead. :)
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Isn't he the one who wore a giant baked bean tin on his head?


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On Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:35:53 +1000, "Asker" <thept@yahoo.com> wrote:

"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



One of these days you may be right if you keep this crap up long enough
(unless you beat him to it) :)


He already have. Ned Kelly's been dead 150 years. :)
Rodless Rod is still alive. :))
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He's like Dracula; he keeps rising from the grave!
 
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On Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:35:53 +1000, "Asker" <thept@yahoo.com> wrote:


"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for
his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall
and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000
celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



One of these days you may be right if you keep this crap up long enough
(unless you beat him to it) :)


He already have. Ned Kelly's been dead 150 years. :)
Rodless Rod is still alive. :))

He's like Dracula; he keeps rising from the grave!
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He is the Dracula. He's been sucking the life blood out of usenet for around
thrity years or so.
Usenet is on it's last drop of blood, and I challenge Rodless Dracula to
face up to the music. :)



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On 10/04/2017 12:39 am, Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)
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I'm sure I once found Australian legislation that made it an offence
knowingly to publish a false statement about someone's death. Damned if
I can find it again, though.

Sylvia.
 
Sylvia Else wrote:
On 10/04/2017 12:39 am, Ned Kelly wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for
his four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall
and belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years
with the guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a
1000 celsius furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)




I'm sure I once found Australian legislation that made it an offence
knowingly to publish a false statement about someone's death. Damned
if I can find it again, though.

Sylvia.
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At least he died doing what he loved!
 
On 15-May-19 10:58 AM, #BoycottEurovision2019 wrote:

At least he died doing what he loved!
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Yeah , being an automated RodBot that was grumpy and salty.

:)

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