Obituary - Rod Speed

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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)
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Garn. You couldn't bullshit your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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On Friday, 30 Dec 2016 12:46 PM, F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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sometimes :)

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Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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Its a cruel hoax.
 
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