Obituary - Rod Speed!

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It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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OOPS Why do you persist with such codswallop? it says more about you
than him.
 
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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OOPS Why do you persist with such codswallop? it says more about you than
him.
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How so? I am alive and well. He is dead, which means so should you. :)



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"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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OOPS Why do you persist with such codswallop? it says more about you than
him.
Click to expand...

Cruel hoaxes often get repeated a lot................
 
Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:nuv24j$ijg$3@dont-email.me...
F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for
his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall
and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years
with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000
celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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OOPS Why do you persist with such codswallop? it says more about you
than him.

Cruel hoaxes often get repeated a lot................
Click to expand...

Not cruel, just complete idiocy that no one believes and only shows the
calibre of the poster.
 
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:

"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:nuv24j$ijg$3@dont-email.me...
F Murtz wrote:
Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for
his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall
and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years
with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000
celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein. :)



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OOPS Why do you persist with such codswallop? it says more about you
than him.

Cruel hoaxes often get repeated a lot................

Not cruel, just complete idiocy that no one believes and only shows the
calibre of the poster.
Click to expand...

He also trolls on uk.tech.digital-tv - reporting his obituary *IS* a cruel
hoax.
 
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