Obituary - Rod Speed

[Asker]

It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.

 

[Petzl]

On Thu, 26 May 2016 14:20:30 +1000, "Asker" <thept@yahoo.com> wrote:

It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.

Troll rubbish.
I like Rod Speed.
--
Petzl

 

[Asker]

"Petzl" <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 26 May 2016 14:20:30 +1000, "Asker" <thept@yahoo.com> wrote:

It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.

Troll rubbish.
I like Rod Speed.
--
Petzl

So do I.

 

[Don McKenzie]

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:

It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Cheers Don...



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[Asker]

"Don McKenzie" <5V@2.5A> wrote in message
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On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Cheers Don...

Only Rod Speed can confirm that.

 

[felix]

On 26-May-2016 7:40 PM, Don McKenzie wrote:

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

didn't you read it?

Cheers Don...

--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
http://www.australianlibertyalliance.org.au/

 

[Ian Field]

"Don McKenzie" <5V@2.5A> wrote in message
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On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Its a bloody hoax!

 

[Blue Peeler]

Asker wrote:

"Don McKenzie" <5V@2.5A> wrote in message
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On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod
Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Cheers Don...



Only Rod Speed can confirm that.

Rod Speed is an escaped AI project, it cannot die as such.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Don McKenzie" <5V@2.5A> wrote in message
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On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Just his pathetic excuse for a troll.

 

[Sylvia Else]

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:

It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.

All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

Sylvia.

 

[Blue Peeler]

Sylvia Else wrote:

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted
for his four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a
wall and belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years
with the guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside
a 1000 celsius furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of
that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge
you with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

Sylvia.

Only applies if you falsely say a *person* is dead. Does not apply to
escaped AI experiments.

 

[felix]

On 28-May-2016 4:22 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

no need to worry about that. the police don't even show up if you're
being raped and murdered!..

Sylvia.

--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
http://www.australianlibertyalliance.org.au/

 

[Ian Field]

"felix" <me@nothere.invalid> wrote in message
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On 28-May-2016 4:22 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

no need to worry about that. the police don't even show up if you're being
raped and murdered!..

In the UK, you have to make an appointment. But at least they turn
up................eventually.

 

[Asker]

"Blue Peeler" <woof@barque.org> wrote in message
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Sylvia Else wrote:

On 28/05/2016 6:27 PM, Blue Peeler wrote:
Sylvia Else wrote:

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing
of usenet permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod
Speed. He passed away this morning by choking himself
accidentally with a home brew stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted
for his four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a
wall and belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life
time. After the trial with God, he is expected to spend
trillion years with the guy with two horns while doing extreme
hard labour inside a 1000 celsius furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of
that place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge
you with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is
dead.

Sylvia.

Only applies if you falsely say a person is dead. Does not apply to
escaped AI experiments.


Hmm....

Burden of proof on the AI defence?

Sylvia.

Reverse onus of Proof speedbot would have to prove it was human. Which
if it really is dead, it can't.

Speedbot has taken fulltime residence in cyberspace for a long time.
Australian Federal Police have hired their best cyber troll experts to
capture the AI Rodbot.
But, they have failed so far due to the Rodbot's inherent advantage of not
needing any sleep or food to survive.
Even they shut down the entire internet, Rodbot will download into a PC
somewhere and lay dormant until the internet is back on again.
This is a serious threat to our national security.
The experts are closing in with a purpose built clever trap to capture to
Rodbot, once for all.

 

[Asker]

"Sylvia Else" <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote in message
news:dqsrptFe4slU1@mid.individual.net...

On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a home
brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

Sylvia.

It is an escaped AI bot currently living in cyberspace, while trolling as a
hobby.
The hradware version of Rod Speed was captured and dismantled long time ago.
They have found quite a few loose wires in his AI brain, which they stored
after dismantling.
The downside is that the hardware AI bot with hysteria and few other nut
cases in his head, managed to upload itself on to
cyberspace.
He has been trolling us since then.
They can't find and euthanize the bot, because the it lives everywhere on
the internet.
Nevertheless, we are forced to live with the most annoying and destrutive AI
bot to ever unlawfully reside in cyberspace.
Hopefully, one day we will be able to locate the Rod bot and exterminate
him.

 

[Asker]

"Rod Speed" <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Don McKenzie" <5V@2.5A> wrote in message
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On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.

Is this your interpretation of a joke, or are you serious?

Just his pathetic excuse for a troll.

You see? I have told you the cyber version lives in the internet forever.
Unless we capture and exterminate the rogue troll.

 

[Sylvia Else]

On 29/05/2016 1:06 AM, felix wrote:

On 28-May-2016 4:22 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000 celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

no need to worry about that. the police don't even show up if you're
being raped and murdered!..


Sylvia.

Dunno about that. The police seem to have endless time to pursue people
over trivial offences.

Sylvia.

 

[felix]

On 29-May-2016 12:25 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:

On 29/05/2016 1:06 AM, felix wrote:
On 28-May-2016 4:22 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 26/05/2016 2:20 PM, Asker wrote:
It is witth much sadness that I have to inform you the passing of
usenet
permanent resident, legendary arsemunch alcoholic Rod Speed.
He passed away this morning by choking himself accidentally with a
home brew
stubby.
I've been told he is with God now and he has been getting belted
for his
four decades of bad behaviour.
God took off his waist belt and asked Rod to stand up against a
wall and
belted his arse repeatedly for 30 days in after life time.
After the trial with God, he is expected to spend trillion years with
the
guy with two horns while doing extreme hard labour inside a 1000
celsius
furnace.
There won't be any revelations of Rod Speed after he get out of that
place

Rod Speed will be dearly missed.
RINP initially old bloke. Then RIP.
Amein.



All you need to worry about now is the police showing up to charge you
with knowingly publishing a false statement that someone is dead.

no need to worry about that. the police don't even show up if you're
being raped and murdered!..



Dunno about that. The police seem to have endless time to pursue
people over trivial offences.

yes, they're much morel likely to show up over some PC issue.. offending
someone or the like

Sylvia.

--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
http://www.australianlibertyalliance.org.au/