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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/
 
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as "The
Sydney Opera House"), in which to enjoy their new cables. For only a small
additional fee, I can throw in a recently-repainted bridge to endulge their
ocular senses during the performances.

--
Bob Milutinovic
Cognicom
 
On Wed, 11 Feb 2015 12:51:00 +1100, F Murtz <haggisz@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/264/200/acb.jpg
 
On Wed, 11 Feb 2015 12:51:00 +1100, F Murtz wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/
perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

Not that one, but I did buy four Cat 6 cables today.
Now I'm waiting for the NBN to roll out for them to be of any real use.
 
On 10/02/2015 6:42 PM, Bob Milutinovic wrote:
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/


I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as
"The Sydney Opera House"), in which to enjoy their new cables. For only
a small additional fee, I can throw in a recently-repainted bridge to
endulge their ocular senses during the performances.

Here's one for you

http://www.audiostream.com/content/audioquest-vodka-ethernet-cable-and-diamond-ethernet-cable

It should be noted

A) He had 2 short lengths of these cables and a very long length of
normal CAT-5 in between.

B) He appears to have been using a MacBook Pro as the audio device.

C) He appears to be a total wanker.
 
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On 10/02/2015 6:42 PM, Bob Milutinovic wrote:
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:54dab58c$0$16866$c3e8da3$76a7c58f@news.astraweb.com...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/


I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as
"The Sydney Opera House"), in which to enjoy their new cables. For only
a small additional fee, I can throw in a recently-repainted bridge to
endulge their ocular senses during the performances.

Here's one for you

http://www.audiostream.com/content/audioquest-vodka-ethernet-cable-and-diamond-ethernet-cable

It should be noted

A) He had 2 short lengths of these cables and a very long length of normal
CAT-5 in between.

B) He appears to have been using a MacBook Pro as the audio device.

C) He appears to be a total wanker.

Point C didn't need to be mentioned, as it comes part of the package with
point B.

The firts half of the first paragraph screams "illiterate wanker."

The second half of the first paragraph screams "sponsored by AudioQuest."

The rest of it wasn't worth reading.

--
Bob Milutinovic
Cognicom
 
On Thu, 12 Feb 2015 12:32:34 +1100, Bob Milutinovic wrote:

until
then, it's an unbridled wank.


Thats my point. Store was closing down and they were half of labelled
price and a different colour to all my cat5 cables.
Since 300mbits/sec is normal adfsl speed, no need at all, other than
fut=ure stock. for $3 shrug.
 
On 11/02/15 9:51 AM, F Murtz wrote:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

I like the bit about the hi-fi guys running their mp3 files :)
 
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On Wed, 11 Feb 2015 12:51:00 +1100, F Murtz wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/
perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

Not that one, but I did buy four Cat 6 cables today.
Now I'm waiting for the NBN to roll out for them to be of any real use.

I've had no issues with getting lossless gigabit throughput on cat5e cable
on runs up to 50 metres (haven't tried longer runs), though I only use cat6
for customers.

When the average laptop starts including 10GbE ports from the factory, we
can start worrying about using cat7 as the cable of choice - until then,
it's an unbridled wank.

--
Bob Milutinovic
Cognicom
 
On 11/02/2015 12:51 PM, F Murtz wrote:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/

Seriously, anyone who buys one of those things should have the rest of
their money confiscated.

Sylvia.
 
On 11/02/2015 1:42 PM, Bob Milutinovic wrote:
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:54dab58c$0$16866$c3e8da3$76a7c58f@news.astraweb.com...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/


I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as
"The Sydney Opera House"),

Nup - I already sold it.

Sylvia.
 
On 11/02/2015 9:21 PM, Bob Milutinovic wrote:
"keithr" <user@domain.invalid> wrote in message
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On 10/02/2015 6:42 PM, Bob Milutinovic wrote:
"F Murtz" <haggisz@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:54dab58c$0$16866$c3e8da3$76a7c58f@news.astraweb.com...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/



I'd like the customers' names and contact numbers, please.

I have a barely-used building to sell them (known in some circles as
"The Sydney Opera House"), in which to enjoy their new cables. For only
a small additional fee, I can throw in a recently-repainted bridge to
endulge their ocular senses during the performances.

Here's one for you

http://www.audiostream.com/content/audioquest-vodka-ethernet-cable-and-diamond-ethernet-cable


It should be noted

A) He had 2 short lengths of these cables and a very long length of
normal CAT-5 in between.

B) He appears to have been using a MacBook Pro as the audio device.

C) He appears to be a total wanker.

Point C didn't need to be mentioned, as it comes part of the package
with point B.

The firts half of the first paragraph screams "illiterate wanker."

I did laugh at the irony of your comment heh ;-)
 
On 21/02/2015 4:57 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 11/02/2015 12:51 PM, F Murtz wrote:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/



Seriously, anyone who buys one of those things should have the rest of
their money confiscated.

Sylvia.

They will by the vendors of monster cables and other such snake oil.
 
On 22/02/2015 11:48 AM, Clocky wrote:
On 21/02/2015 4:57 PM, Sylvia Else wrote:
On 11/02/2015 12:51 PM, F Murtz wrote:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/09/perfect_your_mp3_listening_pleasure_with_this_bonkers_ethernet_cable/




Seriously, anyone who buys one of those things should have the rest of
their money confiscated.

Sylvia.


They will by the vendors of monster cables and other such snake oil.

I suppose, but I was hoping I could be involved in the confiscation.

Sylvia.
 

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