MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE

[martin griffith]

THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE.

If you are obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, 6.
If you are paranoid and delusional, we already know what you want and
who you are. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic please hold, and a little voice will tell you
what to press.
If you are depressed it probably doesn't matter what you press, it
won't do you any good anyway....


martin

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 

[martin griffith]

On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 17:55:33 GMT, in sci.electronics.design Scott
Stephens <scottxs@comcast.net> wrote:

martin griffith wrote:

THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE.
...

If you think you are normal, you are in denial,
snip

Hi Scott
Who on earth wants to be normal?


martin


"Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right."
(Asimov)

 

[Pig Bladder]

On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 15:54:41 +0100, martin griffith wrote:

On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 17:55:33 GMT, in sci.electronics.design Scott
Stephens <scottxs@comcast.net> wrote:

martin griffith wrote:

THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE.
...

If you think you are normal, you are in denial,
snip
Hi Scott
Who on earth wants to be normal?

Apparently, just over 50% of the voters in the US.

martin


"Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right."
(Asimov)

--
The Pig Bladder From Uranus, still waiting for
some hot babe to ask what my favorite planet is.

 

[martin griffith]

On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 18:51:23 GMT, in sci.electronics.design Scott
Stephens <scottxs@comcast.net> wrote:

martin griffith wrote:

On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 17:55:33 GMT, in sci.electronics.design Scott
Stephens <scottxs@comcast.net> wrote:

snip
This truth isn't self evident?
thats your "truth" not mine
Where have you been living? I want to go
there.
here http://uk.geocities.com/martingriffith/

martin

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.