Life isn't worth living anymore

[Richard Bullis]

My goldfish just passed away. It was my only friend that wasn't on Usenet. I cried as I flushed him down the toilet. I will never see another one like him again. He was one in a million. I could go to the pet store and get another one but what's the use? It might not be a great as the old one. Besides, nobody likes me because I am a stupid bitch.

How should I commit suicide?

Should I put my head in the microwave or should I wire each of my nuts to the hot wires in the fuse box? Or should I put the high voltage anode from my TV set on my tongue? Or will putting it up my ass be just as effective?


BTW: I have no life or money so don't ask for anything after I am dead.

 

[Asimov]

"Richard Bullis" wrote to "All" (09 Aug 03 23:46:20)
--- on the topic of "Life isn't worth living anymore"

RB> From: Richard Bullis <st00pid@pedophile.com>

RB> My goldfish just passed away. It was my only friend that wasn't on
RB> Usenet. I cried as I flushed him down the toilet. I will never see
RB> another one like him again. He was one in a million. I could go to the
RB> pet store and get another one but what's the use? It might not be a
RB> great as the old one. Besides, nobody likes me because I am a stupid
RB> bitch.
RB> How should I commit suicide?

RB> Should I put my head in the microwave or should I wire each of my nuts
RB> to the hot wires in the fuse box? Or should I put the high voltage
RB> anode from my TV set on my tongue? Or will putting it up my ass be
RB> just as effective?

RB> BTW: I have no life or money so don't ask for anything after I am
RB> dead.

Why not go out with a real bang? Find out what you've been missing all
your life! Go to Las Vegas and meet some showgirls before buying the big
one, biting the bullet, kicking the bucket, pushing up daisies, pineing
for the fjord? The devil will love you all the more for it. Who knows
you might get lucky and hit a winning streak at craps. ;->

.... Puddy-tat's not so bwave in Gwanny's microwave!

 

[Andre]

Peter Twydell <peter@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:<6ST1gVASc0N$Ewq3@ntlworld.com>...

In article <200308100346.XAA00748@orion.besthost1.com>, Richard Bullis
st00pid@pedophile.com> writes
My goldfish just passed away. It was my only friend that wasn't on Usenet. I
cried as I flushed him down the toilet. I will never see another one like him
again. He was one in a million. I could go to the pet store and get another one
but what's the use? It might not be a great as the old one. Besides, nobody
likes me because I am a stupid bitch.

How should I commit suicide?

Should I put my head in the microwave or should I wire each of my nuts to the
hot wires in the fuse box? Or should I put the high voltage anode from my TV set
on my tongue? Or will putting it up my ass be just as effective?


BTW: I have no life or money so don't ask for anything after I am dead.

Many years ago, when the Brats were small, they said their goldfish
(called Flash or Streak or some such) wasn't well. They asked SWMBO what
to do, and weren't amused by my telling them to get the toast ready...

Ouch !!!!

-A

"What do you mean discharge the capacitor twice ? Surely once is
enough , Look its perfecly saAAAAGH (thud) (clunk) "