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Andy B.
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cjt
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Andy B. wrote:
yesDoes anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
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Jeff Liebermann
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On Sun, 9 Aug 2009 19:19:22 -0700 (PDT), "Andy B." <abraz25@yahoo.com>
wrote:
1. Apply 220VAC instead of 117VAC. More voltage makes it go faster.
2. Lay the laptop flat. Electrons don't like to go uphill.
3. Reduce your expectations and live with the slow laptop. Slow
computers are not fun, but they're cheap.
4. Wind the mainspring tightly.
5. The laptop might be overheating. The CPU protects itself by
slowing down. Cool the laptop in a bucket of cold water.
6. Type slower. The laptop is having a difficult time keeping up
with your typing.
7. Computers naturally slow down when the warranty or service
contract is about to expire. Renew these and it should speed up.
8. Sometimes, just talking to the laptop will convince it to go
faster. Start with petitions for improved performance and escalate to
threats of replacement. Hints of violence are often helpful.
9. Wipe the hard disk and start over. That won't solve the problem,
but it's the standard phone support solution to keep you occupied.
Let us know how these work for you.
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Jeff Liebermann jeffl@cruzio.com
150 Felker St #D http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558
wrote:
Yes.Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
1. Apply 220VAC instead of 117VAC. More voltage makes it go faster.
2. Lay the laptop flat. Electrons don't like to go uphill.
3. Reduce your expectations and live with the slow laptop. Slow
computers are not fun, but they're cheap.
4. Wind the mainspring tightly.
5. The laptop might be overheating. The CPU protects itself by
slowing down. Cool the laptop in a bucket of cold water.
6. Type slower. The laptop is having a difficult time keeping up
with your typing.
7. Computers naturally slow down when the warranty or service
contract is about to expire. Renew these and it should speed up.
8. Sometimes, just talking to the laptop will convince it to go
faster. Start with petitions for improved performance and escalate to
threats of replacement. Hints of violence are often helpful.
9. Wipe the hard disk and start over. That won't solve the problem,
but it's the standard phone support solution to keep you occupied.
Let us know how these work for you.
--
Jeff Liebermann jeffl@cruzio.com
150 Felker St #D http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558
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Sylvia Else
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Andy B. wrote:
Sylvia.
May need a disk defrag.Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
Sylvia.
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whit3rd
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On Aug 9, 10:19 pm, "Andy B." <abra...@yahoo.com> wrote:
try to speed it up (attempt improvement) instead?
Listen to it; if there are repetitive sounds coming from the hard
disk drive, a new disk might help. Get a 'live CD' and see if
the software is part of the speed problem. Consider
memory upgrades, or using fewer loaded programs...
Yes, but... 'fixed' is worst than 'slow', so maybe you shouldDoes anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
try to speed it up (attempt improvement) instead?
Listen to it; if there are repetitive sounds coming from the hard
disk drive, a new disk might help. Get a 'live CD' and see if
the software is part of the speed problem. Consider
memory upgrades, or using fewer loaded programs...
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bz
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"Andy B." <abraz25@yahoo.com> wrote in news:133acb6c-a41d-4c1b-adc6-
971ab0b2d5db@q14g2000vbi.googlegroups.com:
1) Defrag the hard drive.
2) reformat and reinstall the OS, putting antivirus from a cd or thumb
drive. (never never never connect to the internet without first installing
antivirus! I have seen computers get infected in less than 8 seconds. There
is not enough time to download and install anything before they get
hacked!)
3) install ALL updates.
4) avoid malicious and hacked web sites (in other words 'stay off the
internet as much as possible')
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bz 73 de N5BZ k
please pardon my infinite ignorance, the set-of-things-I-do-not-know is an
infinite set.
971ab0b2d5db@q14g2000vbi.googlegroups.com:
0) MAX out the ram. This will help any computer that is slow.Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
1) Defrag the hard drive.
2) reformat and reinstall the OS, putting antivirus from a cd or thumb
drive. (never never never connect to the internet without first installing
antivirus! I have seen computers get infected in less than 8 seconds. There
is not enough time to download and install anything before they get
hacked!)
3) install ALL updates.
4) avoid malicious and hacked web sites (in other words 'stay off the
internet as much as possible')
--
bz 73 de N5BZ k
please pardon my infinite ignorance, the set-of-things-I-do-not-know is an
infinite set.
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Charlie
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"Andy B." <abraz25@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Is it slower than it used to be or was it always slow?Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
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Meat Plow
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On Sun, 9 Aug 2009 19:19:22 -0700 (PDT), "Andy B."
<abraz25@yahoo.com>wrote:
<abraz25@yahoo.com>wrote:
Why do you ask?Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
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Jeff Liebermann
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On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:29:38 +0000 (UTC), bz
<bz+ser@ch100-5.chem.lsu.edu> wrote:
SP2 from scratch on my Dell Optiplex 755 computah. Along the way, I
timed how long it took to boot up from a cold start to when all disk
activity ceased (using task manager).
Initial load of XP SP2 with no updates: 20 sec
After installing all updates (except Windoze Live): 50 sec
After installing virus scanners and assorted utilities: 120 sec
After installing various productivity applications and their
assorted updates: 150 sec
After using the machine for about 3 weeks: 200 sec and climbing.
While this is not really a good benchmark, it's this initial bootup
delay that many users base their perception of a computers speed.
--
Jeff Liebermann jeffl@cruzio.com
150 Felker St #D http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558
<bz+ser@ch100-5.chem.lsu.edu> wrote:
Chuckle. I recently ran an interesting experiment. I installed XP3) install ALL updates.
SP2 from scratch on my Dell Optiplex 755 computah. Along the way, I
timed how long it took to boot up from a cold start to when all disk
activity ceased (using task manager).
Initial load of XP SP2 with no updates: 20 sec
After installing all updates (except Windoze Live): 50 sec
After installing virus scanners and assorted utilities: 120 sec
After installing various productivity applications and their
assorted updates: 150 sec
After using the machine for about 3 weeks: 200 sec and climbing.
While this is not really a good benchmark, it's this initial bootup
delay that many users base their perception of a computers speed.
--
Jeff Liebermann jeffl@cruzio.com
150 Felker St #D http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558
Guest
On 10 Aug, 15:55, "Charlie" <l...@thestation.com> wrote:
(or which has installed itself).
Assuming this is Windows ... Start the Task Manager (e.g. by control
+shift+escape) and select the Performance tab. If it's maxed out, go
to Processes and click once or twice on the CPU column header to bring
the worst hogs to the top of the list. Use the Image Name to find out
what they are and why they're there (Google on the name will usually
tell you, but don't necessarily believe everyone who says, "it's a
virus".). Stop them if you don't need them. Disinfect if they're
virusses. IME virus scanners tend to be the biggest hogs, but it's
sometimes possible to restrict their hogging to the wee small hours.
(Annoyingly on my company laptop the Support (sic) Desk disable all
facilities to do this.) There is a freeware product I haven't yet
tried called BES, which you can use to reduce the priority of known
hogs: http://mion.faireal.net/BES/#download
But, as others have said, it could be a hardware problem.
Chris
If it's just started, maybe it's something you've recently installed"Andy B." <abra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:133acb6c-a41d-4c1b-adc6-971ab0b2d5db@q14g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop
Is it slower than it used to be or was it always slow?
(or which has installed itself).
Assuming this is Windows ... Start the Task Manager (e.g. by control
+shift+escape) and select the Performance tab. If it's maxed out, go
to Processes and click once or twice on the CPU column header to bring
the worst hogs to the top of the list. Use the Image Name to find out
what they are and why they're there (Google on the name will usually
tell you, but don't necessarily believe everyone who says, "it's a
virus".). Stop them if you don't need them. Disinfect if they're
virusses. IME virus scanners tend to be the biggest hogs, but it's
sometimes possible to restrict their hogging to the wee small hours.
(Annoyingly on my company laptop the Support (sic) Desk disable all
facilities to do this.) There is a freeware product I haven't yet
tried called BES, which you can use to reduce the priority of known
hogs: http://mion.faireal.net/BES/#download
But, as others have said, it could be a hardware problem.
Chris
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bz
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Jeff Liebermann <jeffl@cruzio.com> wrote in
news:huh0859b1fesmpoi1nal80c9l9dkl7c8ie@4ax.com:
We use XP pro with SP3 slipstreamed in for our installs.
Of course, we have site a license.
slow".
'Hm... 256 Mb ram.... Put more ram in it! I suggest you max it out.'
'Hm... your anti virus definitions are 6 months old! Your computer is
compromised. Time to back up your data and reformat, reinstall.'
'Set your anti virus program to update DAILY. There are hundreds of new
viruses released each day.'
'Hm... running a virus scan on your hard drive, with it mounted as a
secondary drive on a known clean machine shows that you have thousands of
infected files, many worms, viruses, and spyware varieties. Yep time to
reformat and reinstall.'
'Get rid of all those toolbars. Turn off the Messenger programs. If you don't
need it for your research, don't run it on your computer.'
'Oh, by the way, I knew a guy that had 9 years worth of research notes in his
car.
His car caught fire and burned.
He never finished his research.
And a few years later, he blew his brains out.
I suggest that you make frequent backups.
And, for goodness sake,
keep your backups in a different location from your computer!!!!!'
--
bz 73 de N5BZ k
please pardon my infinite ignorance, the set-of-things-I-do-not-know is an
infinite set.
news:huh0859b1fesmpoi1nal80c9l9dkl7c8ie@4ax.com:
Anything less than SP3+latest updates is very vulnerable.On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:29:38 +0000 (UTC), bz
bz+ser@ch100-5.chem.lsu.edu> wrote:
3) install ALL updates.
Chuckle. I recently ran an interesting experiment. I installed XP
SP2 from scratch on my Dell Optiplex 755 computah.
We use XP pro with SP3 slipstreamed in for our installs.
Of course, we have site a license.
A lot of Grad Students bringing me their laptops, saying "It is runningAlong the way, I
timed how long it took to boot up from a cold start to when all disk
activity ceased (using task manager).
Initial load of XP SP2 with no updates: 20 sec
After installing all updates (except Windoze Live): 50 sec
After installing virus scanners and assorted utilities: 120 sec
After installing various productivity applications and their
assorted updates: 150 sec
After using the machine for about 3 weeks: 200 sec and climbing.
While this is not really a good benchmark, it's this initial bootup
delay that many users base their perception of a computers speed.
slow".
'Hm... 256 Mb ram.... Put more ram in it! I suggest you max it out.'
'Hm... your anti virus definitions are 6 months old! Your computer is
compromised. Time to back up your data and reformat, reinstall.'
'Set your anti virus program to update DAILY. There are hundreds of new
viruses released each day.'
'Hm... running a virus scan on your hard drive, with it mounted as a
secondary drive on a known clean machine shows that you have thousands of
infected files, many worms, viruses, and spyware varieties. Yep time to
reformat and reinstall.'
'Get rid of all those toolbars. Turn off the Messenger programs. If you don't
need it for your research, don't run it on your computer.'
'Oh, by the way, I knew a guy that had 9 years worth of research notes in his
car.
His car caught fire and burned.
He never finished his research.
And a few years later, he blew his brains out.
I suggest that you make frequent backups.
And, for goodness sake,
keep your backups in a different location from your computer!!!!!'
--
bz 73 de N5BZ k
please pardon my infinite ignorance, the set-of-things-I-do-not-know is an
infinite set.
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vinny.wills@gmail.com
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On Aug 10, 7:19 am, "Andy B." <abra...@yahoo.com> wrote:
May be you need to do operating system reinstall...Does anyone know how to fix a slow laptop