Instead of a smartfone

[Phoena]

$250 buys you this pink piece of shit instead:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Western-Electric-Pink-Push-Button-Phone-1500D-10-Button-Rare-Reconditioned-Vintg-/271214153250?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f259f8e22

It doesn't have * or # buttons on it so how am I supposed to check my
voicemail?

On top of that, it says "Property of Western Electric, NOt for resale"
on it anyways.

 

[Bill Palmer]

On Wed, 29 May 2013 12:34:43 +0000 Phoena <phoena@happilychildfree.com>
wrote in Message id: <ko5l0i$co7$1@dont-email.me>:

$250 buys you this pink piece of shit instead:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Western-Electric-Pink-Push-Button-Phone-1500D-10-Button-Rare-Reconditioned-Vintg-/271214153250?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f259f8e22

It doesn't have * or # buttons on it so how am I supposed to check my
voicemail?

Not to worry. Who'd want to call you anyway?