I got this theory

I got this wild theory that when the ET spacecraft crashed at Roswell,
that the US government got android technology from that ship. And the
androids are half human half machine and they can become invisible
using hypertime. And the androids are using special technology from
Telsa last papers that convert thought to written text. But don't
worry, because you can put cellophane (the kind you wrap sandwiches
with) inside your baseball hat this block the electrostatic impulses
from your brain and this keeps your thoughts private so you can keep
your privacy. Any comments?

If I get bothered by any more of these bots, I'm going to do more post
like this, ha ha!

 

[Jamie]

badura@optonline.net wrote:

I got this wild theory that when the ET spacecraft crashed at Roswell,
that the US government got android technology from that ship. And the
androids are half human half machine and they can become invisible
using hypertime. And the androids are using special technology from
Telsa last papers that convert thought to written text. But don't
worry, because you can put cellophane (the kind you wrap sandwiches
with) inside your baseball hat this block the electrostatic impulses
from your brain and this keeps your thoughts private so you can keep
your privacy. Any comments?

If I get bothered by any more of these bots, I'm going to do more post
like this, ha ha!
Didn't you ET went home, you obviously missed your ride!

http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5"

 

[Jerry G.]

Either you watch too much science fiction on TV, or you are practicing
to become a science fiction writer.

Jerry G.

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On Aug 16, 1:01 am, bad...@optonline.net wrote:

I got this wild theory that when the ET spacecraft crashed at Roswell,
that the US government got android technology from that ship.  And the
androids are half human half machine and they can become invisible
using hypertime.  And the androids are using special technology from
Telsa last papers that convert thought to written text.  But don't
worry, because you can put cellophane (the kind you wrap sandwiches
with) inside your baseball hat this block the electrostatic impulses
from your brain and this keeps your thoughts private so you can keep
your privacy.  Any comments?

If I get bothered by any more of these bots, I'm going to do more post
like this, ha ha!

 

[John Mianowski]

On Aug 16, 12:01 am, bad...@optonline.net wrote:

I got this wild theory that when the ET spacecraft crashed at Roswell,
that the US government got android technology from that ship. And the
androids are half human half machine and they can become invisible
using hypertime. And the androids are using special technology from
Telsa last papers that convert thought to written text. But don't
worry, because you can put cellophane (the kind you wrap sandwiches
with) inside your baseball hat this block the electrostatic impulses
from your brain and this keeps your thoughts private so you can keep
your privacy. Any comments?

If I get bothered by any more of these bots, I'm going to do more post
like this, ha ha!

You need to use a conductive foil, not cellophane, to line your hat.
Aluminum isn't necessarily the best, but it's often all that's readily
available.

Where most people get it wrong, though, is failure to ground it. Just
the foil liner isn't enough, you've got to be grounded for it to have
the desired effect. Fortunately, there are anti-static heel straps
readily available, that can be adapted to do the trick quite nicely!
Just pass the wire up your pants, under your shirt, & clip onto the
cap.

JM

 

[Rich Grise]

On Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:01:30 -0700, badura wrote:

I got this wild theory that when the ET spacecraft crashed at Roswell,
that the US government got android technology from that ship.

No Way! If they'd found "android technology", there wouldn't be any
human soldiers - just robots.

And the
androids are half human half machine and they can become invisible
using hypertime.

No the half-human half-machine ones become politicians. And they don't
use hypertime, which hasn't actually been discovered yet, they become
invisible by intimidating the media.

Hope This Helps!
Rich