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Lloyd Hearsewave
Guest
I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.
How can I repair it?
How can I repair it?
How to repair an invisible machine from the 23rd century?
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David Nebenzahl
Guest
On 1/18/2011 11:40 AM Lloyd Hearsewave spake thus:
time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
Shoot, why do we always have to answer these newbie questions? Use your
time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
Guest
On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
<sore_printer@yahoo.com> wrote:
Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
50 years)
Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999
Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999
Revisible Solder Sucker (with sub-micro tip): $9,499 (Availablity
50 years)
Revisible Soldering Station: $23,999
(with Temperature and Visibility Controls)
Revisible Lead/Mercury/Arsenic Solder (1 oz.) $535 (Availablity 50
years)
(EPA permit to use solder $35,000/year)
Revisible Protetive Suit, Mask, Gloves for one person: $47,395
Revisible Moble Clean Room (with 4 suit air supply, negative pressure
air exchanger, 40KW UPS (2 hours): $1,345,495
More information available at www.revisible.com
Interest-free payment plan: 5% down, 2%/year until delivery.
Products without an availability date have an estimated lead time of
200 years.
John
<sore_printer@yahoo.com> wrote:
That requires specific test equipment:
Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
50 years)
Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999
Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999
Revisible Solder Sucker (with sub-micro tip): $9,499 (Availablity
50 years)
Revisible Soldering Station: $23,999
(with Temperature and Visibility Controls)
Revisible Lead/Mercury/Arsenic Solder (1 oz.) $535 (Availablity 50
years)
(EPA permit to use solder $35,000/year)
Revisible Protetive Suit, Mask, Gloves for one person: $47,395
Revisible Moble Clean Room (with 4 suit air supply, negative pressure
air exchanger, 40KW UPS (2 hours): $1,345,495
More information available at www.revisible.com
Interest-free payment plan: 5% down, 2%/year until delivery.
Products without an availability date have an estimated lead time of
200 years.
John
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David Nebenzahl
Guest
On 1/18/2011 12:18 PM news@jecarter.us spake thus:
I'm not shitting you. Check it out. (If you're worried, the URL above
redirects to
http://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=revisible&e=com)
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
[snip]
OMG; do you realize that domain is available? For $1.495?
I'm not shitting you. Check it out. (If you're worried, the URL above
redirects to
http://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=revisible&e=com)
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
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Jeff Liebermann
Guest
On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
<sore_printer@yahoo.com> wrote:
you call tech support from wherever you bought it.
Also, note that only those deemed worthy can actually see and operate
such a machine. (See the Emperor's Clothes). If you can't see it, I
suggest a remedial course in ethics, morals, tact, logic, quantum
mechanics, and not wasting any one's time. Some good deeds would also
be helpful. The machine should slowly become visible as your net
worthiness improves.
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# Jeff Liebermann 150 Felker St #D Santa Cruz CA 95060
# 831-336-2558
# http://802.11junk.com jeffl@cruzio.com
# http://www.LearnByDestroying.com AE6KS
<sore_printer@yahoo.com> wrote:
You can't. No user serviceable parts inside or outside. I suggest
you call tech support from wherever you bought it.
Also, note that only those deemed worthy can actually see and operate
such a machine. (See the Emperor's Clothes). If you can't see it, I
suggest a remedial course in ethics, morals, tact, logic, quantum
mechanics, and not wasting any one's time. Some good deeds would also
be helpful. The machine should slowly become visible as your net
worthiness improves.
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# Jeff Liebermann 150 Felker St #D Santa Cruz CA 95060
# 831-336-2558
# http://802.11junk.com jeffl@cruzio.com
# http://www.LearnByDestroying.com AE6KS
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Shaun
Guest
"Lloyd Hearsewave" <sore_printer@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ih4qb8$4mg$1@speranza.aioe.org...
news:ih4qb8$4mg$1@speranza.aioe.org...
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING BOY?????
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Jeff Urban
Guest
You people of the past know nothing.
Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and
install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance
of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected
by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice
hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that.
You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them
understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.
Terminator four.
Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and
install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance
of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected
by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice
hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that.
You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them
understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.
Terminator four.
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Bob Villa
Guest
On Jan 18, 1:40 pm, "Lloyd Hearsewave" <sore_prin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
know its timeline if you can't see it?
If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
know its timeline if you can't see it?
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Geoffrey S. Mendelson
Guest
Bob Villa wrote:
the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed
to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years
and sell off the technology.
Geoff.
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Geoffrey S. Mendelson N3OWJ/4X1GM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.
Wasn't there a Star Trek Next Generation episode about this? A person from
the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed
to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years
and sell off the technology.
Geoff.
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Geoffrey S. Mendelson N3OWJ/4X1GM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.
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Lab1
Guest
On 1/18/2011 2:40 PM, Lloyd Hearsewave wrote:
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-Scott
Spray paint it so you can see what broke.
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-Scott
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DarkwaterBlight
Guest
On Jan 19, 5:44 am, Jeff Urban <jurb6...@gmail.com> wrote:
some spray paint like Lab 1 suggested.
Ya, uhh... energy is measured in Joules not Kilowatts genius! Just get
some spray paint like Lab 1 suggested.
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Pimpom
Guest
Lloyd Hearsewave wrote:
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.
Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.
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Dave Platt
Guest
In article <ih98r3$5te$1@news.albasani.net>, Pimpom <Pimpom@invalid.net> wrote:
have been very difficult to come by lately...
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Dave Platt <dplatt@radagast.org> AE6EO
Friends of Jade Warrior home page: http://www.radagast.org/jade-warrior
I do _not_ wish to receive unsolicited commercial email, and I will
boycott any company which has the gall to send me such ads!
With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
have been very difficult to come by lately...
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Dave Platt <dplatt@radagast.org> AE6EO
Friends of Jade Warrior home page: http://www.radagast.org/jade-warrior
I do _not_ wish to receive unsolicited commercial email, and I will
boycott any company which has the gall to send me such ads!
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David Nebenzahl
Guest
On 1/20/2011 12:39 PM Dave Platt spake thus:
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
.... but in any case, you're gonna need maximum byte separation (MBS).
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.
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Phil Hobbs
Guest
Lab1 wrote:
interest. Then you can keep the machine in lieu of payment.
Cheers
Phil Hobbs
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Dr Philip C D Hobbs
Principal
ElectroOptical Innovations
55 Orchard Rd
Briarcliff Manor NY 10510
845-480-2058
email: hobbs (atsign) electrooptical (period) net
http://electrooptical.net
Send the owner a bill for the repair, with 200 years' worth of compound
interest. Then you can keep the machine in lieu of payment.
Cheers
Phil Hobbs
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Dr Philip C D Hobbs
Principal
ElectroOptical Innovations
55 Orchard Rd
Briarcliff Manor NY 10510
845-480-2058
email: hobbs (atsign) electrooptical (period) net
http://electrooptical.net
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Pimpom
Guest
Dave Platt wrote:
Best is circumcised polarization.