How to repair a nuclear submarine?

[Xenon]

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I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?

 

[Sjouke Burry]

Xenon wrote:

x-no-archive: yes

I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?


remove the damping rods(quickly before it becomes impossible to start).

 

[Spamm Trappe]

On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:14:23 +0100, Xenon wrote:

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I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?

Some things just never improve:
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[John E.]

I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?

Very carefully?
--
John English

 

[D&SW]

"Xenon" <Xenon@Xenon.Xenon> wrote in message news:go54k1$129$1@aioe.org...

x-no-archive: yes

I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?

Explain what isn't working, somebody here will know. BTW on complex
mechanical thingies, it pays to get the extended warranty.

 

[JeffM]

Spamm Trappe wrote:

Xenon wrote:
[scorecard troll]

Some things just never improve:
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Tell me about it.
news:4829788e-7a20-47e0-9210-beb0eef8ab0c@b16g2000yqb.googlegroups.com

 

On 26 Feb, 05:14, "Xenon" <Xe...@Xenon.Xenon> wrote:

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I've just bought a Russian nuclear submarine on ebay and it doesn't work.

How can I repair it?

Tow it into an area being used by British and/or French subs on
exercises and when one (or both) of them hits it, their insurers will
get it fixed for you.

 

[Ross Herbert]

On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:14:23 +0100, "Xenon" <Xenon@Xenon.Xenon> wrote:

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The French and Royal Navy submarine services should be able to give you a few
clues....

 

Don't let any Russian helcopters near it.

 

[gwyn]

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