How to repair a human brain???

[Carl Dau]

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

 

[UCLAN]

Carl Dau wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

 

[jakdedert]

UCLAN wrote:

Carl Dau wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

Surprisingly enough, cutting off ones fingers will at least mask the
problem...by ensuring that the OP doesn't make stupid postings.

jak

 

[Claude Hopper]

Carl Dau wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

Opium and LSD will do wonders for you.

 

[JeffM]

Carl Dau wrote:
I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

UCLAN wrote:
A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

YHBT:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?enc_author=apmA0hgAAAB_iFfPy6lyPmMeAuHcqio87_5Pzu_pcRzql4rw58hNuQ&scoring=d

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**REMOVE** that before posting.

 

[b]

On 18 dic, 20:23, Carl Dau <lord_mel...@yahoo.com.ar> wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

first you need to actually have a brain to repair, I would be looking
at solving that problem before anything else...

 

[Zootal]

"JeffM" <jeffm_@email.com> wrote in message
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Carl Dau wrote:
I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

UCLAN wrote:
A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

YHBT:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?enc_author=apmA0hgAAAB_iFfPy6lyPmMeAuHcqio87_5Pzu_pcRzql4rw58hNuQ&scoring=d

Yeesh, where do these people come from? You give a 13 year old kid a
computer (or someone with the mentality/maturity of a 13 year old kid) and
looks what happens...

I vote for a bullet to the temple area as a solution to his/her/it's
problem.

 

[Sam Goldwasser]

Carl Dau <lord_melton@yahoo.com.ar> writes:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

It is essential to obtain the authernticated service manual for your
specific brain. It must match the date code and revision or else really
won't be of much help. There have been so many ECOs over the millenia
that one repair approach will not work.

Unfortunately, the only reputable dealer for these service manuals is
on a small planet 37 lightyears from Earth and the shipping costs really
do become excessive at that distance. So, even if you can identify
the date code and revision, and can afford the manual and shipping,
you won't see it for at least 74 years, assuming they haven't gone
out of business. I won't even get into issues with respect to powering
down your brain during servicing and arranging to reboot.......

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[Michael A. Terrell]

Carl Dau wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

In your case it was a Chinese knockoff. There were no manuals printed
so it is a throw away, single use device. Spares are out of stock until
the second coming, so please be (a) patient.


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Carl Dau wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

Wrap a degaussing coil from a junked CRT Tv or monitor around your
head, and send square waves through it to stimulate the damaged
neurons. You'll be a genius again in no time.

 

[z]

On Dec 18, 2:23 pm, Carl Dau <lord_mel...@yahoo.com.ar> wrote:

I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

what for? even the best ones only work right half the time, and most
of them don't work at all.

 

[N_Cook]

Carl Dau <lord_melton@yahoo.com.ar> wrote in message
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I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???

Probably a failure of the neurological electrolytes, probably best to change
all of them.


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[Leonard Caillouet]

"N_Cook" <diverse@tcp.co.uk> wrote in message
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Carl Dau <lord_melton@yahoo.com.ar> wrote in message
news:d2c88ead-e6d7-446e-b6c2-ffa99e6cccb4@w1g2000prk.googlegroups.com...
I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

So, how can I repair my brain???


Probably a failure of the neurological electrolytes, probably best to
change
all of them.

You can substitute plasma gas left over form that last refill.

Leonard

 

[Sergey Kubushin]

Zootal <giganews@zootal.nospam.com> wrote:

"JeffM" <jeffm_@email.com> wrote in message
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Carl Dau wrote:
I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

UCLAN wrote:
A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

YHBT:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?enc_author=apmA0hgAAAB_iFfPy6lyPmMeAuHc
qio87_5Pzu_pcRzql4rw58hNuQ&scoring=d


Yeesh, where do these people come from? You give a 13 year old kid a
computer (or someone with the mentality/maturity of a 13 year old kid) and
looks what happens...

I vote for a bullet to the temple area as a solution to his/her/it's
problem.

Two bullets, just to be sure...

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[z]

On Dec 19, 3:15 am, "N_Cook" <dive...@tcp.co.uk> wrote:

Probably a failure of the neurological electrolytes, probably best to change
all of them.

there used to be a guy in my dorm who would diagnose himself as being
short on acetyl choline and try to fix it by swallowing some. god
knows where he got it.

 

[Exposing the Mormon Churc]

On Dec 18, 4:13 pm, "Zootal" <gigan...@zootal.nospam.com> wrote:

"JeffM" <jef...@email.com> wrote in message

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Carl Dau wrote:
I've accidently damaged my brain when I jumped into my empty pool and
my brain needs some repair now.

UCLAN wrote:
A bullet to the temple area normally does the trick.

YHBT:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?enc_author=apmA0hgAAAB_iFfPy6l....

Yeesh, where do these people come from? You give a 13 year old kid a
computer (or someone with the mentality/maturity of a 13 year old kid) and
looks what happens...

I vote for a bullet to the temple area as a solution to his/her/it's
problem.

Come see who Zootal is! (Matthew Reed)

http://www.zootal.com/mattprofile.htm