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Neil
Guest
I was thinking up a reply to making a elitist group of techs, as copied
below this posting.
Uh...oh.....what if one of the stupider techs weeds his or her way through
your impressive security measures, and ends up asking a question that
someone considers not up to their superior intellect.
There would be CHAOS I tells yah!
Here are some other ways to keep the group private:
1) Consider sending out secret decoder rings to only the skilled techs! this
would, of course necessitate marketing a new cereal to superior electronics
techs, to distribute such a cereal. May I suggest "Smart Card Crunch", or
"Epromolios"
2) Start practicing a new secret handshake
3)Start a new language..or even better...type only in BINARY!...
EXAMPLE:
So, a Irishman, a priest, and a prostitute bump into each other at a Wal
Mart , and the nun says to the
prostitute"10001010101000101000001010010101010010100101010100101010010101001
0100101010100101010101001010101001010101010010100000000100001010010010010101
0011000000011000101010100110101010!
Oh man, I'm laughing so hard, I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!.
4) Wear Pocket Protectors at all times, so fellow advanced technicians will
recognize you in an instant.
5) Start a sperm bank for only advanced smart techs, so the breed will not
die out, or even have to mingle with the lesser techs for breeding purposes.
Considering the "real techs" in this group spent several heated weeks
flaming each other profusely in the highly controversial "should we respond
to a posting at the beginning.... or end of the post:" wars, just a few
short months ago, the real techs may not have enough time to weed out any
lesser intellectual undesirables out of the group.
Just some ideas....although I'm certain that someone much smarter than me
here already thought of all this.
Kim
One way would be for the real techs to use a subject line that we all
recognize. Another might be to actually start a new NG something like:
alt.advanced.brownware.techsonly.info. Give the people about 5 levels to go
through. Of course any of us could come back here, offer up anything we have
the time for for the novice, or even the consumer. We could also weed out
the
real techs and tell them about the special header or the other NG.
below this posting.
Uh...oh.....what if one of the stupider techs weeds his or her way through
your impressive security measures, and ends up asking a question that
someone considers not up to their superior intellect.
There would be CHAOS I tells yah!
Here are some other ways to keep the group private:
1) Consider sending out secret decoder rings to only the skilled techs! this
would, of course necessitate marketing a new cereal to superior electronics
techs, to distribute such a cereal. May I suggest "Smart Card Crunch", or
"Epromolios"
2) Start practicing a new secret handshake
3)Start a new language..or even better...type only in BINARY!...
EXAMPLE:
So, a Irishman, a priest, and a prostitute bump into each other at a Wal
Mart , and the nun says to the
prostitute"10001010101000101000001010010101010010100101010100101010010101001
0100101010100101010101001010101001010101010010100000000100001010010010010101
0011000000011000101010100110101010!
Oh man, I'm laughing so hard, I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!.
4) Wear Pocket Protectors at all times, so fellow advanced technicians will
recognize you in an instant.
5) Start a sperm bank for only advanced smart techs, so the breed will not
die out, or even have to mingle with the lesser techs for breeding purposes.
Considering the "real techs" in this group spent several heated weeks
flaming each other profusely in the highly controversial "should we respond
to a posting at the beginning.... or end of the post:" wars, just a few
short months ago, the real techs may not have enough time to weed out any
lesser intellectual undesirables out of the group.
Just some ideas....although I'm certain that someone much smarter than me
here already thought of all this.
Kim
One way would be for the real techs to use a subject line that we all
recognize. Another might be to actually start a new NG something like:
alt.advanced.brownware.techsonly.info. Give the people about 5 levels to go
through. Of course any of us could come back here, offer up anything we have
the time for for the novice, or even the consumer. We could also weed out
the
real techs and tell them about the special header or the other NG.