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[Captin Kirk]

How do I rewire a Phaser to be able to cook TV dinners ?

Kirk out

 

[Rich Grise]

"Captin Kirk" <kirk@kirk.kirk> wrote in message
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How do I rewire a Phaser to be able to cook TV dinners ?

Kirk out

You don't, you moron. If you RTFM, you'll see that it has a "heat" setting.

It also works to warm up rocks for those cold nights on Umbriel.

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Gordon Youd]

If you have done your correct space traing you will know that a military
standard phaser cannot be set low enough to cook a "TV dinner".

There is not enough mass in the "dinner" to soak up the energy fired at it.

You will end up with fried charcoal flying around the cabin.

You don't seem to think about the safety of others.

I sincerely hope you are not an officer.

Regards, Scottie.

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"Captin Kirk" <kirk@kirk.kirk> wrote in message
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How do I rewire a Phaser to be able to cook TV dinners ?

Kirk out

 

[Sir Charles W. Shults III]

"Captin Kirk" <kirk@kirk.kirk> wrote in message
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How do I rewire a Phaser to be able to cook TV dinners ?

Kirk out

Set it to the lowest setting and place a Gorn in front to disperse the
beam.
After the fumes blow away, enjoy your meal.

 

[Watson A.Name \"Watt Sun]

Captin Kirk wrote:

How do I rewire a Phaser to be able to cook TV dinners ?

Kirk out

Hey, Dr. Phlox tried to remove the worm from that Zindi(?) weapon, and
it grew right back. Wild! A self-replenishing phaser gun!