Corp. Espionage Team for Hire.

Hello,

We are a small team of experienced hackers, con-artists, and
researchers that specialize in commercial/industrial espionage,
sabotage, and competitive intelligence. Given that we have recently
had a change in operations, we are looking for new clients by way of
the internet. If you have any interest in our services, please email
spies4u@googlemail.com with some contact info. It need not be much, a
phone number or email address and nothing more is sufficient. We will
contact you shortly after.

Thank you for your time,
Spies4U

(Yes, we know it's google.)