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CES 2018: An underwear to protect your private parts from radiation

Full story:
<https://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/gadgets/100118/ces-2018-an-underwear-to-protect-your-private-parts-from-radiation.html>

How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?
Every once in a while, someone on the Internet comes up with the topic
of cell phone radiation and its consequences on the human body,
initiating people to take multiple preventive steps for avoiding
diseases like cancer and alike. The most common way to do that is
putting away your phone from your body as much as you can. However, one
company, called Spartan, has taken the idea of radiation-resistance too
seriously, especially for the male gender, by coming up with a
protective underwear.

No, don’t assume this to be one of those weird looking gadgets that will
only deliver you embarrassment rather than appreciation — these Spartan
briefs look just like any other brief you buy from the market; they come
in appealing colours as well. However, the fabric of the brief is made
out of pure silver woven into cotton. Silver, as we know, can shoo
radiations away while the cotton part takes care of the ‘standard male
underwear requirements’. According to the company’s tests, the brief can
block up to 99 per cent radiations from cellphone and Wi-Fi routers —
stuff that you are exposed to every day. On the whole, Spartan claims
that a pair of these can prove to be a Faraday Cage for your
‘gentleman’s pride’, which will go a long way to secure your fertility.

..... more .....



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On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 00:52:20 +0800, "Mr. Man-wai Chang"
<toylet.toylet@gmail.com> wrote:

Protect your private parts from radiation; then he starts in with:

>How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?

Now my question is...
 
In article <p35gc4$n9a$2@toylet.eternal-september.org>,
toylet.toylet@gmail.com says...
CES 2018: An underwear to protect your private parts from radiation

Full story:
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/gadgets/100118/ces-2018-an-underwear-to-protect-your-private-parts-from-radiation.html

How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?
Every once in a while, someone on the Internet comes up with the topic
of cell phone radiation and its consequences on the human body,
initiating people to take multiple preventive steps for avoiding
diseases like cancer and alike. The most common way to do that is
putting away your phone from your body as much as you can. However, one
company, called Spartan, has taken the idea of radiation-resistance too
seriously, especially for the male gender, by coming up with a
protective underwear.

No, don?t assume this to be one of those weird looking gadgets that will
only deliver you embarrassment rather than appreciation ? these Spartan
briefs look just like any other brief you buy from the market; they come
in appealing colours as well. However, the fabric of the brief is made
out of pure silver woven into cotton. Silver, as we know, can shoo
radiations away while the cotton part takes care of the ?standard male
underwear requirements?. According to the company?s tests, the brief can
block up to 99 per cent radiations from cellphone and Wi-Fi routers ?
stuff that you are exposed to every day. On the whole, Spartan claims
that a pair of these can prove to be a Faraday Cage for your
?gentleman?s pride?, which will go a long way to secure your fertility.

.... more .....
Click to expand...

If it's anything like other chinese garments it most likely does not
come with enough material to protect my manly package!


Jamie
 
On 1/12/2018 6:38 PM, M Philbrook wrote:
In article <p35gc4$n9a$2@toylet.eternal-september.org>,
toylet.toylet@gmail.com says...

CES 2018: An underwear to protect your private parts from radiation

Full story:
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/gadgets/100118/ces-2018-an-underwear-to-protect-your-private-parts-from-radiation.html

How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?
Every once in a while, someone on the Internet comes up with the topic
of cell phone radiation and its consequences on the human body,
initiating people to take multiple preventive steps for avoiding
diseases like cancer and alike. The most common way to do that is
putting away your phone from your body as much as you can. However, one
company, called Spartan, has taken the idea of radiation-resistance too
seriously, especially for the male gender, by coming up with a
protective underwear.

No, don?t assume this to be one of those weird looking gadgets that will
only deliver you embarrassment rather than appreciation ? these Spartan
briefs look just like any other brief you buy from the market; they come
in appealing colours as well. However, the fabric of the brief is made
out of pure silver woven into cotton. Silver, as we know, can shoo
radiations away while the cotton part takes care of the ?standard male
underwear requirements?. According to the company?s tests, the brief can
block up to 99 per cent radiations from cellphone and Wi-Fi routers ?
stuff that you are exposed to every day. On the whole, Spartan claims
that a pair of these can prove to be a Faraday Cage for your
?gentleman?s pride?, which will go a long way to secure your fertility.

.... more .....

If it's anything like other chinese garments it most likely does not
come with enough material to protect my manly package!


Jamie

I don't have to worry, brass is not effected by the radiation.
Click to expand...
 
In article <MPG.34c31110ea8008f198a08f@news.eternal-september.org>,
jamie_ka1lpa@charter.net says...
In article <p35gc4$n9a$2@toylet.eternal-september.org>,
toylet.toylet@gmail.com says...

CES 2018: An underwear to protect your private parts from radiation

Full story:
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/gadgets/100118/ces-2018-an-underwear-to-protect-your-private-parts-from-radiation.html

How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?
Every once in a while, someone on the Internet comes up with the topic
of cell phone radiation and its consequences on the human body,
initiating people to take multiple preventive steps for avoiding
diseases like cancer and alike. The most common way to do that is
putting away your phone from your body as much as you can. However, one
company, called Spartan, has taken the idea of radiation-resistance too
seriously, especially for the male gender, by coming up with a
protective underwear.

No, don?t assume this to be one of those weird looking gadgets that will
only deliver you embarrassment rather than appreciation ? these Spartan
briefs look just like any other brief you buy from the market; they come
in appealing colours as well. However, the fabric of the brief is made
out of pure silver woven into cotton. Silver, as we know, can shoo
radiations away while the cotton part takes care of the ?standard male
underwear requirements?. According to the company?s tests, the brief can
block up to 99 per cent radiations from cellphone and Wi-Fi routers ?
stuff that you are exposed to every day. On the whole, Spartan claims
that a pair of these can prove to be a Faraday Cage for your
?gentleman?s pride?, which will go a long way to secure your fertility.

.... more .....

If it's anything like other chinese garments it most likely does not
come with enough material to protect my manly package!


Jamie
Click to expand...
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On Thu, 11 Jan 2018 00:52:20 +0800, "Mr. Man-wai Chang"
<toylet.toylet@gmail.com> wrote:

CES 2018: An underwear to protect your private parts from radiation

Full story:
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/gadgets/100118/ces-2018-an-underwear-to-protect-your-private-parts-from-radiation.html

How often have you felt the need to stay safe from cell phone radiation?
Every once in a while, someone on the Internet comes up with the topic
of cell phone radiation and its consequences on the human body,
initiating people to take multiple preventive steps for avoiding
diseases like cancer and alike. The most common way to do that is
putting away your phone from your body as much as you can. However, one
company, called Spartan, has taken the idea of radiation-resistance too
seriously, especially for the male gender, by coming up with a
protective underwear.

No, don’t assume this to be one of those weird looking gadgets that will
only deliver you embarrassment rather than appreciation — these Spartan
briefs look just like any other brief you buy from the market; they come
in appealing colours as well. However, the fabric of the brief is made
out of pure silver woven into cotton. Silver, as we know, can shoo
radiations away while the cotton part takes care of the ‘standard male
underwear requirements’. According to the company’s tests, the brief can
block up to 99 per cent radiations from cellphone and Wi-Fi routers —
stuff that you are exposed to every day. On the whole, Spartan claims
that a pair of these can prove to be a Faraday Cage for your
‘gentleman’s pride’, which will go a long way to secure your fertility.

.... more .....
Click to expand...


All this is complete idiotic nonsense, Sire.


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